Day thirteen:
Issue a public apology.
Today I would like to apologise to my future knees.
I'm sorry that I didn't wear adequate knee pads the day we learnt slides. Only slides.
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| Sorry. |
I'm sorry that I don't stretch after every session.
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| Sorry. |
I'm sorry that I've fallen on you HARD a lot.
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| Sorry. |
Knees, please don't hold it against me. I'll get a physio and look after you more. I promise. I'm sorry I've neglected you, please give me a long derby career. My ass can confirm that I've fallen more on it so you are getting off the hook a bit more.
Future derby people, please look after your knees. Buy awesome thick knee pads. It's important.
I'm sure your knees would respond with ' apology accepted '!
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